Bits Of Inspiration ~ Spoems

Hello poets! Today we are going to dip into our e-mails and find the poetry in spam. Instead of grinding your teeth and hitting the delete button I want you to dig deep in your well of inspiration and pull verses from annoying. Shoot you might even choose your least favorite poetry form and put a spam spin on it.

Here are a few subject lines from my unwanted correspondence. 

The Gunshine State

Your Matches Are Waiting 

Celebrate Being Halfway

We Can Almost Hear The Easter Bunny

She Blinded Me With Science

Today's Maker Moment

Pink Ribbon Fleece

No Exam Required

Red Rocks Exclusive

There is even an institute for the preservation of Spam Poetry.

Spam Poetry Institute 

So poets choose from my selection of subject lines or your own waiting in your mailbox to craft your spoems. Be it humor or rant please write an original piece for the challenge, place it in Mr. Linky and visit your fellow word artisans to read what spam inspired them to write. 

(You can stick to the spoem definition in creating your poem, mix subject lines together, add your own words, etc. The creative door is wide open.)

spoem (ˈspəʊɪm) 

Definitions

noun

(informal)

1. a poem made up entirely from the subject lines of different spam emails
2. a random sequence of words in the subject line of a spam email, generated to fool spam filters