Friday, November 2, 2012

Fireblossom Joins A Convent

Okay, so I lied. And that's what I want you to do. That's right...

Bullshit me!

Write a poem that does NOT reflect your true feelings. Write a new poem for this challenge, and channel your inner opposite. Then sign the linky even though there's no way I'm going to visit any of you. Aw, there I go again. I promise to visit each and every one!

Trust me, Toads.   

 

23 comments:

Jerly said...

Nope Difficult

Fireblossom said...

I never said Fireblossom Friday would be easy, Jerly. Buck up!

Kerry O'Connor said...

Hmmm.... Reminds me of my homemade syllogism:

Poets lie.
I'm a poet.
Don't believe a word I say.

Ella said...

You are so lying ;D
ooh, channel my flip flop twin...
and then convince everyone its not me...difficult, but intriguing!

Helen said...

Kind of a no-brainer for me ...

Daydreamertoo said...

Lies, all lies. Great prompt.

Kerry O'Connor said...

I don't think mine was exactly what you wanted but it's what you got ;)

Fireblossom said...

oOoo...Head Toad says "Lump it or leave it, Shay!" I see how it is around here! ;-)

hedgewitch said...

I don't think it sounds difficult(but then I don't think Kerry's mini-challenges *sound* difficult either--then I do them and lose more hair.) I am off the writing thing till after the election but if anything boils up I will post back and mention this creative and very non-run-of-the-mill prompt, Shay.

Susan said...

I thought this would be impossible, but I found a way. I have been told not to deconstruct a postmodernist, but I am shameless. I hope that you like it, Fireblossom.

Ella said...

OMG....my inner bitch is free! Thank you Miss Nun i fied ;D
I thought this would be hard, but it was so freaking fun...
Thanks FB~ @>----------

Mama Zen said...

I'm sorry . . . I'm stuck on the thought of you in a convent!

Isadora Gruye said...

fun fun fun fun fun....I accept, let me digest and regurgitate.

Isadora Gruye said...

weird....I wrote my last comment before I knew I would be writing about birds.....mind: blown.

my heart's love songs said...

LMFAO at the idea of Ms Fireblossom joining a convent!!!!

FABulous prompt! {and no, i'm not lying...}

Susie Clevenger said...

Oh what fun...to be encouraged to lie and by a nun no less. :)

Janine Bollée said...

Talking of bare-faced, in lies or otherwise:
Maybe Megan Fox [as a nun] should go bear-faced like Heidi Klum with her teddy-bear print for children in need :-)

Raindrops and Daisies said...

Hope you have a great weekend

Cold and frosty here this morning in Ireland,
hoping it is warmer where you are!

Fiona

Marian said...

a little late on this one, but here ya go, Shay.

Susan! NaNoWriMo? buck up, as Shay says! i'm doing it, too. AND writing 30 poems in November as a fundraiser! get with the program! (*snicker*)

Margaret said...

Oh, I've had a l-o-n-g day and am off to transport a daughter to a party... what else would a mom be doing on a Saturday evening...

I LOVE the title and this prompt. I most likely will be posting this for Open Link Monday, but I will be 'round soon to read all the poems.

Sharp Little Pencil said...

Shay, thank you for actually asking me to bullshit you. I think you will be pleased with my choice of subject! Brilliant prompt, thanks so much, just in time for elections... Amy
http://sharplittlepencil.com/2012/11/03/ladies-first/

Sharp Little Pencil said...

Oh shit, mine would have been longer but I confused Trifecta with Toads (twenty lashes with a wet eyelash) and did the 33 words. What a freaking dunce. Serves me right that I have to go to church tomorrow, hee hee. Amy

Margaret said...

Late, but I will link this with Open Link Monday. Thanks, Shay! Mine is a bit sappy - but in a good way:)