My name is Kelli, and blah, blah, blah, boring, boring, boring.
Lately, I've been working on some projects that require a bio. You know, "please include a short biographical statement." Don't you hate those? Wouldn't you, just once, like to tell who you REALLY are? Well, here's your chance. Give me your bio . . . the real story . . . in 50 words or less.